Got cut off by a car that said 'keep Christ in Christmas'
Christ would be so damn pissed if he saw this
The Tesla doing 90
The Tahoe with his middle finger up
And we're just trying to get home before the holiday rush
'Three angels give earths final warning'
There's snow on the forests and the billboards for the porn stores
Call 1-800 TRUTH to get your soul saved
Or stop by the Lion's Den and give your soul a goddamn break
If I had to guess I'd say there's no way in hell that Jesus was born for this
We're all just doing our best but i swear to God you put the Jesus Christ in Christmas
Is that Toyota drunk or just putting on makeup
Sometimes I lose sleep from a sixth grade breakup
But i'll give her the benefit of doubt
With a kid waiting for her already put the milk and cookies out
Forgot to wrap the gifts, well I'm crap at it anyways
You get the point what makes this different than any other day
Besides the fact that we spent half our paychecks
To prove that we love each other, It's kinda sweet I guess
If I had to guess I'd say there's no way in hell that Jesus was born for this
We're all just doing our best but I swear to God you put the Jesus Christ in Christmas
Almost got hit by a minivan with a 'baby on board'
On baby Jesus' birthday, oh lord
If i had to guess I'd say there's no way in hell that Jesus was born for this
We're all just doing our best but I swear to god you put the Jesus
God you put the Jesus
God you put the Jesus Christ in Christmas
