Homer & Apu (Medley)

I think what my father's saying is You're like a member of the family now I feel that way, too. You see Whether igloo, hut, or lean-to Or a geodesic dome There's no structure I have been to Which I'd rather call my home When I first arrived, you were all such jerks But now I've come to love your quirks Maggie, with her eyes so bright Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright Lisa can philosophize Bart's adept at spinning lies Homer's a delightful fella Sorry 'bout the salmonella Heh-heh, that's okay Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Now here's the tricky part Oh, won't you rhyme with me? Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Their floors are sticky-mart They made Dad sick-e-mart Let's hurl a brick-e-mart The Kwik-E-Mart is real- D'oh! Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Not me (Forget the Kwik-E-Mart) (Goodbye to Kwik-E-Mart) (Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?) Not me! Everything really wrapped up nicely Hm, much quicker than usual I guess we've learned that happiness is wherever you find it And we all found happiness, everyone of us (sobbing) Hey, what's that sound? Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? I do (spoken) Hey, he's not happy at all He lied to us through song I hate when people do that