I got home late last night only there to find,
That my love was in our bed with another guy
Got my gun, shot him dead, shot my love dead too,
Grabbed my coat, began to run, made the morning news
Got the train down to mas, hung my head in shame,
She asked my boy what have you done, I said I did it again
Pa went wild, so did ma, little sister cried
So I went down to the club, that's where I caught her eye
Two years on we were hitched happy as the stars,
Then I caught her with the milkman, now I'm back at Ma's
