Trying His Best

Now when people make fun of me, I deserve it, I do When people get mad at me now it's my fault, I mean when people get mad at me on the highway It's-it's all my bad I'm a terrible driver I know nothing about cars I meant to learn about cars, and then I forgot And nothing that I know can help you with your car, ever Unless you're like "hey I've got a flat tire! Does anybody here know a lot about the Cosby Show?" And I'm like "oh perhaps I can be of some assistance" I'm one of the worst driver I've ever seen, And I just want you all to know that If you're ever on the highway behind me, uh I hear you honking, And I also don't want me to be doing what I'm doing I don't like that I'm in that lane either And I sure would like to get out of it I was on the highway in Texas recently Which was like a highway filled with thirteen-year-olds And I was in the far left lane And I was going in the far left lane And then it turned into a U-turn only lane And I started to make a U-turn but then I panicked Because I didn't want to make a U-turn! So I put the car in reverse, And then merged right back onto the highway The best thing about that is that after that, Cars were pulling up and looking over, To see who just did that piece of shit move Expecting to see like a hundred-year-old blind dog, Who's texting while driving, and drinking a smoothie Instead, they see a 28-year-old healthy man trying his best