Swole Doge & Cheems

(Swole Doge:) Back then we were something Look at you now You're sat crying on the floor On the edge of a breakdown I represent all the good things From way back then And you are a limp lost child Representing this simp filled generation I'm so swole and strong You're just a small wet dog You're vermin I'm a God What happened to you, Cheems You wish you could be me I'm like the camera on your phone You're the camera in the store You visit when you're walking home I can shoot 4K You can't shoot 360p Though you're used for security I'm the car driven by Jason Statham Bullets flying at the engine But I don't stop cos I can take them You're every car in horror movies That will not start When you turn the keys I'm like the caveman of old Protecting my own By fighting huge woolly mammoths You're just a small man Who goes to by himself clothes And then cries if he can't have them I'm like the old phones No cracks, last forever Only charged me once, twice Maybe never You're a new phone All cracks, won't last a minute Take a few tips from How the old guys did it Back then we were something Look at you now You're sat crying on the floor On the edge of a breakdown I represent all the good things From way back then And you are a limp lost child Representing this simp filled generation I'm so swole and strong You're just a small wet dog You're vermin I'm a God What happened to you, Cheems You wish you could be me I'm the final boss When you fight him or her You're the final boss As a playable character I'm a god Like the cats in Ancient Egypt You're like the cats of today Sitting there sleeping I'm the 0.01% of bacteria You can never kill As the hand sanitizer I'm the plant outside Living in concrete You are the one inside who will die With a bit of heat Back then we were something Look at you now You're sat crying on the floor On the edge of a breakdown I represent all the good things From way back then And you are a limp lost child Representing this simp filled generation I'm so swole and strong You're just a small wet dog You're vermin I'm a God What happened to you, Cheems You wish you could be me (Cheems:) Hey Doge I know I'm small you're swole And you like a little joke But the thing is That change is good Back then You would've died when you was ten From a cold or just eating Some slightly old food The advances in medicine and everything Has given us More than we need We may not be out hunting Or burning wood From cutting down some trees But our knowledge is so much greater And you're toxic masculinity views Are slightly outdated It's time for us to move on And still remember where we came from You see, Doge There is nothing wrong With being me Small innocent Cheems (Swole Doge:) Back then we were something Look at you now You're sat being vulnerable I'm still figuring out how You represent all the good things I'm stuck way back then We're both just alive And lucky that we can be friends I'm so swole and strong You're a brave smart dog I'm sorry for thinking you're flawed Will you forgive me, Cheems Together we can be Friends though we may disagree On some philosophies