Max out all your credit cards, renew your Xanex prescriptions
Merry Christmas
Whiney in-laws, needy kids, whiney dogs, needy grandparents
Ain't it great to have everyone together
Merry Christmas
Bah Humbug
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Line ups crowding all the stores with over-weight consumer whores
Merry Christmas
All the adults drunk again, more immature than their children
Ain't it great to have everyone together
Merry Christmas
Bah Humbug
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Waiting for a big fat man, to bring us stuff made in Japan
Merry Christmas
Christmas is a time of joy, unless your parents can't afford toys
Ain't it great to have everyone together
