Spirit Halloween Planet

Did I just live through the apocalypse? Is there any sense in pretending Things might be okay again? If I had to guess there was any way out of this I'd say, "Why not shut it all down And build it back right?" All I wanna see is Spirit Halloween In every single store, on every single street Make a global proclamation from sea to shining sea Where Beetlejuice is president and I will be the king Why not make what's left of the planet a Spirit Halloween? Why not turn what's left of the planet into Spirit Halloween? We're gonna change every day to the 31st In a never-ending year of October Bettlejuice'll be president in name only and All responsibilities will fall on my shoulders There's gonna be candy And a mandatory Halloween tax Paid directly to my Venmo in monthly installments But there's no need to get into the weeds on that right now because All I wanna see is Spirit Halloween Change the ending of "Titanic" when the ship begins to sink Have Beetlejuice pop out with a banner and sing "This is the theme for Spirit Halloween" Change the Hollywood sign to Spirit Halloween Turn Mount Rushmore into skeletons but also include me The world'll be a better place and if Grandma disagrees We'll send her into outer space where no one can hear her scream Why not make what's left of the planet a Spirit Halloween? Why not turn what's left of the planet into Spirit Halloween? Beetlejuice isn't a fan of my Halloween tax And is being held as a political prisoner Millions march demanding my resignation But they're all just a little bit bitter I gave them candy What about the candy? (Oh!) I gave them candy Give me back my candy!