"Pause that pause that pause that
Hold on hold on hold on
Jourdin, what do you want for Christmas?"
"Nothing"
I'm so glad I'm broke this Christmas
Shoplifting the toys for the family
Hanging up traditional garbage
The cat gets caught in our plastic tree
"What do you want for Christmas"
"Bourbon"
"Idk like some music equipment or like"
"Not bourbon, I'm not an alcoholic"
"Money I'm so broke"
"Quality time"
"Bitches!"
I'm so glad it's Jesus birthday
Happy birthday to you and Santa Claus
I'm so glad I'm broke this Christmas I don't have to buy anyone anything
And the consumerism that I pray to and to trying to feel like the way things was
"Shoes"
"Happiness"
"Sleep"
I'm so glad I'm broke this Christmas I don't have to buy anyone anything