'Evil Fish'

You see, I was out fishing With my good brother here And we came across a fish That you wouldn't belive He was about 4 feet long and mean as all hell We dubbed him: "The Evil Fish" Take it away boys Now I tell you what This mean son'bitch Was the baddest fish you've ever seen I grabbed him by the tail And I heard him wail And I never touched him there again I was threatened by his sature So I didn't grab the clapper I was gonna be hospitable He had eyes like a hawk And arms like The Rock I didn't think it was possible For a fish like him To take a swim Let alone kick my ass that day But he put me to shame And earned the name That many do not dare to say Now the Evil Fish Was a mean son'bitch Yes indeed that much was true But I shared some lean With the tough marine And I found out the fucker was aloof Now Bugus Bugler Had a tool for Capturing Evil Fish The gambling man Had in his hands The fate of that mean son'bitch His cheap cigars And facial scars Were no match for the fish that day Went for a swim In the river Thames And the Bugler never returned again He cursed the land of England And he travelled here to Wexford But the fish could still smell that dastardly Bugus cos he reeked of pig manure What is that melody? Synchronise And so, the day was won The Evil Fish swam off into the sunset And one thing was for certain Nothing would ever be the same again