Suspicious invitation
But you will never be them
They want your photograph
Just to throw it away
They will put you on their new
"Thin Boy's Calendar"
Maybe August or July
We will see it soon
I will be featured on "Thin Boy's Calendar"
Lost weight - can't wait
Til I'm on calendar
I will be on the "Thin Boy's Calendar"
I will be right on "Thin Boy's Calendar"
I know one thing I won't do
I won't bow down 'til I drown
When you don't fit the size
You have lowered your chance
Follow your exercise
And let them a new glance
They will put you on their new
"Thin Boy's Calendar"
Maybe August or July
We will see it soon
Ahh-Ah
I will be featured on "Thin Boy's Calendar"
I will be featured on "Thin Boy's Calendar"
I will be on the "Thin Boy's Calendar"
I will be on the "Thin Boy's Calendar"
