baby, you're full of shit

Last Tuesday, we saw your favourite band You spoke the whole time The crowd shushed us, clearly you weren't But I was mortified Walking home and drinking from those plastics cups You said, "Everything should be made to biodegrade" And then you threw yours in the mud Baby, you're so full of shit I probably won't listen to your podcast I just wanted you to give over Usually, I'm a T-shirt cannon full of compliments Tonight, I'm spent I was just being polite Now I know intimate details about your life I was convinced you hated me Is it wrong to be lapping this up? I'm so full of shit You spit out local delicacies You don't care who you offend You're 60 percent vegetarian I've been rolling my eyes so hard in my head You think I'm smiling for different reasons These takes aren't unique, I hate this competition And I, I Yeah, you talk a lot, but you've got nothing to say I just can't make excuses for you anymore And I'm not even sure why I ever did before We're not friends, we're barely acquaintances And I'll never be in your pictures again I knew my 20s would make or break me But what the fuck is this? You spit out local delicacies You don't care who you offend You're 60 percent vegetarian I've been rolling my eyes so hard in my head You think I'm smiling for different reasons Your takes aren't unique, I hate this competition And I, I Yeah, you talk a lot, but you've got nothing to say You talk a lot, but you've got nothing to say You talk a lot, but you've got nothing to say