Dance Like a Tory

Oi DJ SSW! Pull that one up! Rude Girl! Haha! Excuse me, You, you you, No, you, actually I don't care what your name is Just the suitcase to the local CO-OP And fill it up with wine will you?! Haha, cheers! No, cheap as possible, Thanks, haha, cheers, Thanks The doors to 338 are closed While No. 10 gets down It's popping off on Downing Street My favourite restaurant just shut down The doors to 338 are closed While No. 10 gets down So grab your blue ties and raving suits To conservatively get down Ain't a party It's a work event Ain't a shoobs It's a work event Ain't a rave It's a work event, it's a work event, Work it out Ain't a party It's a work event Ain't a shoobs It's a work event Ain't a rave It's a work event, it's a work event, Work it out Nobody cared about care homes They should have all been in their homes Instead they were all round Boris' All getting down with their Doris' Getting Matt Hancocks in their offices If I had a party their would have been officers While they were getting down on the dancefloor Can I get a We don't need a covid passport The doors to 338 are closed While No. 10 gets down It's popping off on Downing Street My favourite restaurant just shut down The doors to 338 are closed While No. 10 gets down So grab your blue ties and raving suits To conservatively get down Ain't a party, It's a work event Ain't a shoobs, It's a work event Ain't a rave, It's a work event, It's a work event, Work it out Ain't a party, It's a work event Ain't a shoobs, It's a work event Ain't a rave, it's a work event, It's a work event, work it out Get down, Dance like a Tory Get down, kiss like a Tory Get down, make rules, break rules Don't give a like a Tory Get down, Dance like a Tory Get down, kiss like a Tory Get down, make rules, break rules Don't give a like a Tory I run the country and I'm Barmy An regularly come across quite smarmy I don't even know how many kids I have How was I meant to know it was a party I'd hardly call it illegal We only invited 100 people As long as we wear What we wear to work And we're where we work, Then surely we're at work? The doors to 338 are closed While No. 10 gets down It's popping off on Downing Street My favourite restaurant just shut down The doors to 338 are closed While No. 10 gets down So grab your blue ties and raving suits To conservatively get down Ain't a party, It's a work event Ain't a shoobs, It's a work event Ain't a rave, It's a work event, It's a work event, Work it out Ain't a party, It's a work event Ain't a shoobs, It's a work event Ain't a rave, it's a work event, It's a work event, work it out Get down, Dance like a Tory Get down, kiss like a Tory Get down, make rules, break rules Don't give a like a Tory Get down, Dance like a Tory Get down, kiss like a Tory Get down, make rules, break rules Don't give a So what if they find out I'll just apologise! It'll be fine! I make the rules, so what if I break the rules?! What a night though ay?! Maybe we should start a night - a rave?! Call it AM to PM, with THE PM! Don't give a a Tory Where's my BM? That's slang for Baby Mother I've got a few