Jesse a fucking little bitch boy
Fuck you, Jesse
Hairy as shit, Jesse's looking like bigfoot
Homework all day, this bitch got no life
A flea got more inches on his meet per square foot
Couldn't keep sober so he went out and got cooked
Don't ask about homecoming of 2019
He'll say that it was nothing but that shit was straight mean
Hates all religion but calls himself wise
Thank you, everyone, we're the Zamboni Guys
Sipping on some lean and smoking on some green
Shit on the floor, and cause a fucking scene
Flow harder than a rhyme machine
I've seen house flies bigger than Jesse's peen
Some people act like our songs are mean
But writing 'bout Jesse has become a routine
Jesse's balls be smaller than beans
I know Jesse cums faster than lightning McQueen
Fuck you Jesse
Bitch
Fucking weird
Die in a hole motherfucker
You're a weird little- Weird little gremlin boy
Stop being so greasy you little
God
Little femboy
Yeah fucking weird little estrogen bitch
He likes math like an asshole, some would say he's a nerd
Jesse smokes so much cart that shit's fucking absurd
Complains 'bout padre, bitch we all got daddy issues
First nails, then hoop earrings, whats next pink shoes
Jesse drinks more Pepsi than amazon worker deaths
Zamboni Guys revenue so high we're getting hella checks
He thinks Banjo and Kazooie is the generation's best game
He's trash at gaming anyways, he still doesn't know how to fucking aim
Jesse isn't allowed to smoke pot
Because he lies to his girlfriend and still gets caught
His sister a baddie, and also a thot
Nah, seriously man, Jesse's sister is hot
Jesse Dunn, God rest his soul
Imma crash his car into a telephone pole
He's a pussy and also a twink
How's a man so gay it really makes you think
Pull up to my crib, Jesse's rooting through my shit
Desperately searching for the cart so he can take a hit
Come paint my nails honey, Jesse says to his boyfriend
If not, then he would go to bed to take it in the rear end
Even though he has some very mad drip
This motherfucker gets absolutely no lip
His ego's wider than his big ass tooth chip
All he gets is a load from another man's tip
Jesse burns when he enters a church
He cries at the sight of Zamboni merch
I know Boston still wears a diaper
He be blowing on dudes like his name is Pied Piper
I know jesse likes to take it in the ass
This is SoyBoy Sonata and this shit is fucking gas
When I first see Jesse, my thought is harass
But that's probably because he's a fucking ass
