The Backrooms

Yeah, I was Spread eagling my ass cheeks in the mirror Just admiring how cavernous my butt hole is And I was like, "That shit's endless" That's crazy man My ass is fat as hell, holy shit I have the fattest ass I've ever seen, good grief Ay, ay Lil' boy with a mouth so big You could swipe a credit card through his gap tooth Payin' for some snack food Yeah, I stole your tweet but had the decency to at you Always runnin' from somethin' like I'm in the Backrooms (huh) All my friends on each other's asses like tattoos We tear each other down like a bucket full of crabs do Everyone I know lil' dicked, it's a statue Always runnin' from somethin' like I'm in the Backrooms (rooms) Zits red on my chest like a zangoose Everyone wanna fuck a mom like Chris Chan do (ugh) Most of what I do, I don't really think or plan through I got trash taste like YouTubers in Japan do Find clothes in Goodwill, I like to buy 'em brand new Made a couple friends of the folks that I lampooned I don't moisturize, skin lookin' like a sand dune Coolin' in my gamer chair, hunchin' like a sand shrew (shrew) Beat the pussy red like Dex-Starr Stayin' hydrated pissin' lasers like the death star A versatile guy, plenty in my repertoire Crypto wallet crashin' like a damn test car (ay) Reading everything people say like the Feds are I'm into weird shit, don't put "f" in my address bar Shitty at my job, but still got it done like Get Smart It's because of nepotism, life gave me a head start Break the bed when we fuckin' like we playin' Bed Wars (wars) Beat my dick like I'm known to beat a dead horse (horse) Wipe the sticky shit off like a cleanse orb Never open up under pressure like a chest door Nicotine fiend, I'm smokin' out the neck port Primary care provider tellin' me to rest more Balls touchin' when we fuckin' that's Connect Four Bushy down there like the Forest Moon of Endor Bitch, if you a cancer I'm gon' beat your ass like Technoblade I ain't riskin' birthin' one, I'm gettin' a vasectomy RIP the homie, Hyojin, she ain't dead, but she's dead to me Every guy I fuck hates me like I'm Justaminx Only gun I carry has an orange tip like Sunny D In middle school, I was pretty much everyone's underling (ow) Played Minecraft and every other kid made fun of me I'm pretty sure that traumatized me, at least to some degree Lil' boy with a mouth so big You could swipe a credit card with his gap tooth Payin' for some snack food Yeah, I stole your tweet, but I had the decency to at you Always runnin' from somethin' like I'm in the Backrooms (huh) All my friends on each other's asses like tattoos We tear each other down like a bucket full of crabs do Everyone I know lil' dicked, it's a statue Always runnin' from somethin' like I'm in the Backrooms (rooms) Yeah, my computer got lights inside of it, that's crazy Sometimes I just stare at a wall, and imagine that I'm in a PS1 game