Small Car

This is a story about a place Very, very, very far away from here Where tiny little farmers lived with their families And small one-inch long barking dogs And they made their cars out of cans (In a car, in a car, in a small car, in a small car) (In a car, in a small car, in a small car drivin') These farmers thought that there must be a way To know why the stars are shining And they wanted to see, and they decided to go on a mission (In a car, in a car, in a small car, in a small car) (In a car, in a small car, in a small car drivin') So they decided to go for a ride and they drove on the highway They drove on the highways past the armadillos Like the armadillos in Switzerland, and they said "Oh, it is so beautiful" (In a car, in a car, in a small car, in a small car) (In a car, in a small car, in a small car drivin') And as they drove they looked from car to car, smiling at each other As they drove, past each other as they drove, past each other And they smiled and they said "Hello farmer!" They said, "Hello" to each other "Hello farmer" (hello farmer, hello farmer) "Hello farmer, hello farmer, hello, hello" (In a car, in a car, in a small car, in a small car) (In a car, in a small car, in a small car drivin') And there were birds flying in the sky And the farmers looked up and pointed at the birds and said, "Look, look" And the birds flew and swooped down upon the cars in a friendly fashion (In a car, in a car, in a small car, in a small car) (In a car, in a small car, in a small car drivin') And finally, the farmers reached a place Where the people were much, much bigger than they were These people were actually normal size as we know them And they did not make their cars out of cans But they made their cars out of metal, and they used cans as cans And these people were giants to the farmers And they had some fear But they were strong and noble, these farmers And they decided that they did not belong here And that this was not a good place for them (In a car, in a car, in a small car, in a small car) (In a car, in a small car, in a small car drivin') And so they turned around and they drove home But they had a nice day They had had a nice day (In a car, in a car, in a small car, in a small car) (In a car, in a small car, in a small car drivin') And they arrived home, and they got out of their cars And the husbands and the wives smiled at each other And the children played in the yard But they still, to this day, they remember the time when they all went out (In a car, in a car, in a small car, in a small car) (In a car, in a small car, in a small car drivin') (In a car, in a car, in a small car, in a small car) (In a car, in a small car, in a small car drivin') (In a car, in a car, in a small car, in a small car) (In a car, in a small car, in a small car drivin') (In a car, in a car, in a small car, in a small car) (In a car, in a small car, in a small car drivin') (In a car, in a car, in a small car, in a small car) (In a car, in a small car, in a small car drivin') (In a car, in a car, in a small car, in a small car) (In a car, in a small car, in a small car drivin') I have only one thing to say to you I have only one thing to say to you I have one thing to say to you And that is the next time you are not feeling so well Try to remember the day the farmers went out The little gray farmers went out on a long drive (In a car, in a car, in a small car, in a small car) (In a car, in a small car, in a small car drivin') (In a car, in a car, in a small car, in a small car) (In a car, in a small car, in a small car drivin') (In a car, in a car, in a small car, in a small car) (In a car, in a small car, in a small car drivin') (In a car, in a car, in a small car, in a small car) (In a car, in a small car, in a small car drivin')