(Hell yeah, woo!)
(Woo!)
Does this selfie make me look fat?
I need a longer selfie stick
Am I mediocre?
Could I have malaria?
Put your phone down
Do my teeth look yellow?
Oh, it's an 80-pound baby
I need more light
Recalculating
Calculating
How many lights do I have?
Go fund me
Put your phone down
