Slenderman Vs Freddy Rap Battle

Ladies and gentlemen! In one corner, we got the legendary MC Slen-daddy And in the other corner, the night shift delinquent, DJ Freddy Faz Let's get this— Shut up, give me the mic! Fazbear's back in the house, but that ain't a surprise Let's get this party started, someone turn down the lights! It's a grand opening, bring on over your friends! Hopefully, you got Fazbear Tokens to spend I thought you just closed, now you're open again? I wonder, how long until you're broken again? Ahem, and excuse me, but were you invited? Do what you do best, Fred, and bite it! Ooh, that's clever and you can do better? I'd offer you pizza, but aren't you tryin' to stay slender Shut up! Sorry man, did that offend you? If you babysit, I wouldn't recommend you I wipe my ass with all eight of your pages You work all day and you don't make any wages That must suck being stuck in a restaurant Have you ever gotten past the exit? I bet not Fazbear's Pizza, now hiring? I wouldn't apply if my career was dying Scream, shriek and shout! Don't hold back, let it out! When you do, make it loud! Now it's finally goin' down Slenderman, Freddy Faz You have both met your match Take a hike! Watch your back! We will settle who is better with a rap battle! Don't mess with me! I've been around longer! At least I'm not a creepy little kid stalker! Ooh, sounds personal! Did I strike a nerve with you? Did you get kidnapped when your parents deserted you? How sad! When they left, I bet it hurt Didn't I see you on "To Catch a Predator?" Go get yourself a BJ from Foxy! At least I got friends, you have to make yourself proxies If you had a face, it would be a sad one I'd bite off your frontal lobe if you had one I'm running the show! But you're running the show poorly Can I offer you some WD-40? I'm sick of all your dumbass fans braggin' "Look at me! I jumped on the FNaF bandwagon!" By the end of the night, we'll have you cryin' for hours That suit is lame, you should try one of ours! Scream, shriek and shout! Don't hold back, let it out! When you do, make it loud! Now it's finally goin' down Slenderman, Freddy Faz You have both met your match Take a hike! Watch your back! We will settle who is better with a rap battle! This might cross the line but I'm not sorry I went to Chuck E. Cheese for my birthday party I bet all you did was play in the ball pit Why, yes, I did and I f- loved it! Ooh, you're breaking up, how anti-climactic! I can barely hear you threw all of that static! You should get an update, you could use it! Your rhymes are predictable like your movements! And when it comes to jumpscares, take a lesson Says the egg-head with a blank expression You're lookin' pretty pale, that's an understatement Must be from all the years in your mother's basement! Leave my mother out of it! Say one more word, you'll die! Or maybe I'll just call up the Purple Guy! You'll never have my charm You'll never match my power! Let's see who can make the people scream louder! Scream, shriek and shout! Don't hold back, let it out! When you do, make it loud! Now it's finally goin' down Slenderman, Freddy Faz You have both met your match Take a hike! Watch your back! We will settle who is better with a rap battle!