Get Me Putin On the Phone

Waking late, heavyweight In my Roihis real estate Washing teeth, scrolling feed When i come across a tweet By Erdogan and Jay-Z Putin's gone batshit crazy Dude's run out of cocaine На хуй, let's invade Ukraine All my people, all my people All my people, what a mess All my people, all my people There's some issues to address All my people, all my people Need no Biden, nor Macron All my people, all my people Get me Putin on the phone Missiles flying, NATO's crying Natural gas line quickly drying Russian Prehistoric tactics Need some thorough prophylactics Rouble faces mass inflation Biden needs new medication Putin causing constipation All across United Nations Get it, get it, get it, get it Лево, право, лево, право Ooh, hit it Ooh, beat it Ooh, break it Ooh, take it Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, fake it Are you trying to end in Heaven Going full on nine eleven You can play the Russian tsar Just remember Muammar Cease fire, change tire Never contact this supplier Try some fucking online dating ONS, no complicating Don't be such a motherfucker Look, Zelenskyy, he's a cracker Listen, Putin, here's Macron Let me get him on the phone All my people, what a mess There's some issues to address Need no Hague, nor Pentagon Get me Putin on the phone Здравствуй Путин, как дела Ну, ты что, сошёл с ума Bitch ass Soviet warfare Bringing Europe in despair Listen, buddy, sober up Have you checked the Russian map Before you press the button flusher Europe isn't part of Russia Must be feeling little hazy Kremlin gak, that shit crazy Better take some Panadol Before you've raised hell for all Listen, Putin, сука блять I ain't no bitch, I'm a cat I just see a cornered rat Going full blown psychopath