Average Joe

Average Joe spends his day painting ceilings Then he has a big cry in the evening Average Joe never contemplates leaving He drives 'round in a car that needs cleanin' He's never overthought his life's meaning You are so smart, Joe! I wish I was that smart, Joe! I wish I would Average Joe watches Netflix originals Then he gets pretty high on the weekend Averagе Joe thinks a rec day's unmissable Hе never gets thrown in the deep end He's never thought about having a boyfriend You never take the escalator, always the stairs You never pack a suitcase full of clothes you won't wear You are so smart Joe! I wish I was that smart Joe! I wish I was Average Joe Average Joe Average Joe Average Joe gets a new car on finance He posts it, no filter, on the big 'Gram Average Joe is unlucky in romance But he sometimes comes home with a one-night stand He's never been let down by his right hand You never take the escalator, always the stairs You never pack a suitcase full of clothes you won't wear You are so smart Joe! I wish I was that smart Joe! I wish I was Average Joe Average Joe Average Joe Where'd you go? Average Joe Average Joe Average Joe Has anybody seen average Joe? He drives a red and white Iveco Has anybody seen average Joe? He's five foot nine with a heavy load Has anybody seen average Joe? He drives a red and white Iveco Has anybody seen average Joe? He's five foot nine with a heavy load La-la-la, la-la-la-la La-la-la, la-la-la-la La-la-la, la-la-la-la La-la-la, la-la-la-la Average Joe