Credits
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
dougan dakota
Songwriter
Lyrics
The Captain (performed by Jebios)
(Foghorn sound effect)
I'm The Captain
I'm The Captain
Grab a condom from my basket
She asked me to put her pussy in a casket
I hope the casket is closed
Because her uterus is exposed
Cause we did The Captain it's the kindest shit you've ever seen
Step one Take out your Peen
Get her naked cause she's a slut
Step 2 fuck her in the butt
Look her in the eyes and say "I'm the captain now"
Step 3 fuck her like a cow
Pretend you are Buddhist and worship that pussy
Cause pussy is suffering pussy is temporary
Make sure the environment is contemporary
Rip off her panties with your teeth
Tonight you are the king of her queef
When you fuck her make sure you're vaxxed
To prevent rug burn make sure she waxed
Crawl up her vagina
Like your digging to China
And make her push you out
Cause that's what The Captain is all about
Once she pushed you out wash yourself off immediately
Make sure she fucks you obediently
I hope your comfortable saying slurs
Call her slurs until she purrs
The racist the better
Slurs get her wetter
Now tie her up using a fish net
And fuck her in the nose using a cigarette
Make sure it's lit
Put it out on her tit
Then cum all over her chest
Once you cum grab her breast
Yank it so hard it begins to bruise
Make sure you choose a girl who can handle the abuse
You gotta get kinky like Trevor Bauer
Don't let your bitch have any power
Now put your dick in her eye and have her fuck you with her eye
All while you are grabbing her thigh
Once it you cum again cum in her nose
Then burn all her clothes
Make her walk him naked
Her pussy was sacred
Make her a cum smoothie
Make her gulp it smoothly
Then you have completed The Captain
Writer(s): Dougan Dakota
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