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Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Half Man Half Biscuit
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Nigel Blackwell
Lyrics
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Half Man Half Biscuit
Producer
Lyrics
All tickets sold, I head for the wardrobe
St John or ShowSec, which is it to be?
I've got a triple-A dangling from my lanyard
Wimbledon and WOMAD, Ryder Cup and V
(I don't pay) I am the King of Hi-Vis
(Walk on through) Powered by bright waistcoats and bibs
Hard hat, tabard, torch and cocky toolbag
I'm Dave the Spark, or I could be Mike
Paramedics, police, authorised and holy
Be safe, be seen, be anyone you like
(I don't pay) I am the King of Hi-Vis
(Walk on through) Powered by bright waistcoats and bibs
([?]) Red Cross box, clipboard and chit
([?]) Come be my queen of quick wit
Writer(s): Nigel Blackwell, Neil Howard Crossley
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