Education is like this – a rendezvous you cannot undo
Educators are like horses
Pick a different course,
Pick a different course,
Pick a different course!
Science and psychology off TV spells the death
Of the Sixth Form head at last, thank fuck
Pack your things a coach is calling
Don't fall for that, please be boring
Devon Dorset will do for now
Now, now, now
The solar system did some reading
Up on what it's good for and oh
It's not much cop at all!
Educators drop your spears
And study this
Pack your things no useless fawning
Every evening, every morning
Devon Dorset will do for now
Now, now, now
Pack your things a coach is calling
Don't fall for that, please be boring
The book of your life's pages folding
