Fake Phone Calls

Saw you and I crossed the road quickly Panicked and a bus almost hit me Awkward that the girl that was with me Is the one you hated and I swore I'd never see again Picked up my phone to pretend I was busy Your best friend always hated you with me Sweating buckets now you got me dizzy Did you really have to go and get coffee right by my house My house Fake phone calls is that what it's come to I'll just pretend I don't know you You'll act like you don't see me Guilty Fake phone calls is that what it's come to Pretend that I never knew you You'll act like you don't see me And we're both guilty Mortified thought I was more mature but Your face seemed to sucker punch my gut Knew at some point you'd have to turn up Thought my outfit would be better than it was I know that in theory you were civil But in practice it's never that simple Thought I could avoid you forever Or at least till my outfit was better Better Fake phone calls is that what it's come to I'll just pretend I don't know you You'll act like you don't see me Guilty Fake phone calls is that what it's come to Pretend that I never knew you You'll act like you don't see me And we're both guilty We'll act like there's no past no apartment That we used to share like an old glove compartment Was it a dream Or did I dream or did it really happen Cos I just can't tell from the way that we're acting Fake phone calls is that what it's come to I'll just pretend I don't know you You'll act like you don't see me Guilty Fake phone calls is that what it's come to I'll just pretend I don't know you You'll act like you don't see me Guilty Fake phone calls is that what it's come to Pretend that I never knew you You'll act like you don't see me And we're both guilty