Xerox Xmas Letter

We got a Xerox Christmas letter From the Sterling family Seems that things in Palm Springs Are going swimmingly Their daughters both married doctors Their son was Yale's Man of the Year Chip's business broke all records Buffy's a Red Cross volunteer We've been on their Xerox letter list For 20 years or more It's been at least that long Since the Sterlings lived next door So this year my wife, Lurleen, said As we were sweeping up the yard "Let's us send a Xerox letter this year Instead of a Christmas card!" Howdy, y'all and Merry Christmas! Well, we still live in the double-wide But Bubba's added on A bass-boat shed and a workshop And new flamingos for the lawn We took down the front yard tire swing Now that Junior's in the pen But it looks like a happy New Year They moved him off death row again! Xerox Christmas letters Oh, nothing could be better Than to hear from folks you hardly know Bragging on all they have achieved Xerox Christmas letters Yeah, there's nothing we like better We read them from the glow Of our two-foot aluminum tree Our youngest is at the halfway house Once again in the family way This time, the daddy lives beneath the bridge On the old I-5 freeway And this year, we all took a whirlwind tour But we didn't get too far It happened when a twister touched down In our trailer park Xerox Christmas letters Nothing could be better Than to hear from folks you hardly know Bragging on all they have achieved Xerox Christmas letters Yeah, there's nothing we like better We read them from the glow Of our two-foot aluminum tree We read them in the glow Of our two-foot aluminum tree!