I've never been in a physical fight
But I'd get my ass kicked for you
I'd show a sheer lack of physical might
And I'd get my ass kicked for you
For you
I'm not Mr Wrong
I'm not Mr Right
I've never saved friends from thugs
In the clubs of the night
But for you dear, I'd put up a famous fight
And I'd get my ass kicked for you
For you
When dismembered and bloodied
In a heap on the floor
Then stretched by bouncers straight out the front
I will lean over and say
Now you know the promise was true
Only beloved, I just got my ass kicked for you
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
