Pushing 30

You'll be the guy, 66 in the corner of the bar So convinced you were born to be a star Zero irony You'll be the guy who says, "What's so wrong?" Walking down the aisle to your own song Flirting with the girl from catering, freshly 19 Who just wants to get paid It's kind of charming when you're a sophomore Now it's alarming that you're getting off on Pulling strings, destroying things They're always from New Jersey It was okay in your college days But now you're pushing 30 The only way we'll speak Is through a lawyer or attorney It gets creepy, sorta seedy When you're full of shit and pushing 30 Pushing thirty You'll be thе dad who went out for milk and never wеnt back You don't get what's so bad about that You still think about them every single birthday The world is so cruel it tears you apart The world is unfair to men with guitars It's just so fucking hard Pulling strings, destroying things They're always from New Jersey It was okay in your college days But now you're pushing 30 The only way we'll speak Is through a lawyer or attorney It gets creepy, sorta seedy When you're full of shit and pushing 30 Pushing 30 It's been a decade, a couple elections You're still getting laid from the same chord progression You never cared, you're just chasing attention Clearer I'm seeing, the older you're getting The more that I notice, the less that I'm losing 'Cause thirty's a milestone, but all you'll be doing is Pulling strings, destroying things The crowned jewel of New Jersey It was okay in your college days But now you're pushing 30 (now you're, now you're, now you're pushing) The only way we'll speak Is through a lawyer or attorney It gets creepy, sorta seedy When you're full of shit and pushing 30 Pushing 30 Pushing 30