Apple Jack (feat. Fred Sheeran & Kool Whip)

Toot toot (The apple's in town in town) Scoot over for the new fruit (So red and round) I'm off the ground and I'm comin for your food group Bananas fake news, allow me to introduce I'm A To the double P To the L To the E Boss apple with the sauce bust itdown so sexy Thought I was JK but I add an AC I Keep it temperate but don't try and test me My juice so sweet Core full of poison Cyanide in my seed But yo mama is enjoying Suckin' daily Cuz she doctor avoiding Apple coitus noisy Cus I work some toys in Bury you in shame like you Boison Copped a plane TSA won't let apple boys in This banana nut twisted like testicle torsion Telling cock and ball stories of Perplexing proportion I bet you got the clap sexing so many lasses Banana Alex no one asked what your mass is, You can't evade me and your foreskin taxes I don't fall far from the tree so it's hard to relax Hard to relax You got John Wick on both knees But Tim Cook pay me royalties This boy spoiled Banana pants soiled He need to check his loyalties Chubby chode lookin so dumb Second to my superior scrotum I got flows to make the bros cum Yo bars soft kinda like a sheep wrote em Yo daddy and the beat I'm ridin' em He spread cheeks I widen em While I make his backside numb Yo mom in the corner all jealous like APPLE JACK can I please get some? (Please please) No, she gotta wait I gotta fuck up a banana, but fuckin' his daddy is making me late (Bitch you already ate) Apple Jack got sack I put it where I please Put app-balls in yo jaws, ask you how you like deez Apple to the bottom of my genes (Get low) Banana Alex got disease (I know) He broke smoking bum ass weed (No hoes) They all displeased with ya' STDs (Oh no) I got the green, the Vitamin C, and the trees Flip you apple birds at applebees Banana farts get blown by apple breeze Watch out for a turd when apple sneeze Ya better comply Jack bouta let apple cum fly Think fast or you get some in your eye This is apple moment certified Give bananny granny a cream pie Apples know how to make them moan I'm in your home Yo whole family givin' me dome Ya never shoulda have picked up the phone Cus I've been picking up the techniques For rappin and fappin and clappin ya cheeks Stop yappin when the bad apple speaks Ya cappin so loud that it reeks (Freak)