My Life Is Over and I Couldn't Be Happier

I don't even know why you're so pissed You said I'm such a piece of shit That wasn't subtle at all Maybe I deserve more credit than you gave me You say I'll never learn, and it's never gonna phase me It doesn't phase me at all If I came home right now What would I find out? I'm at the end of my tether You're under my skin, and I'm letting it fester Yeah, I've had enough Stumble out, and I'm headed for the van I can't drive, man, I can barely stand Forget getting it up I bet you faked it all along And I bet you never missed me at all I'm still waiting, I'm not moving on If I came home right now What would I find out? You won't believe me You won't believe me You won't believe me You won't believe me You won't believe me You won't believe me