Affable Dork

Just to be clear, I've always been aware I'm not as naive as I ought to be You came and shook my hand It wasn't anything magical, but that's how it began Ever since then I Lost a bit of focus Elevator rides make me nervous I'd rather take the stairs You are the affable dork In fictional books that I've read and fallen in love with And I am no manic pixie dream That you would fancy your way over to me There must be some kind of mistake Maybe I'm in over my head but Maybe there's just something about us Picture this You and I, unconventionally crossing the line We could go together like a Well-behaved Lady Day and John Coltrane On a summertime and the living is easy kind of way You are the affable dork In fictional books that I've read and fallen in love with And I am no manic pixie dream That you would fancy your way over to me There must be some kind of mistake I don't know how this is supposed to go Nobody handed me the manuscript, yeah, I better go Trust me, I'm not the girl you want for this role You see, I've already ruined the story But if you insist, go ahead take the risk It'll be a plot twist if I were your leading lady You see, I'd gladly be the one you choose Oh, I'd gladly be the one for- You are the affable dork In fictional books that I've read and fallen in love with And I am no manic pixie dream That you would fancy your way over to me If this is some kind of mistake Then it's the best one you'll ever make You see, I've already ruined the story Let's just hope for a happy ending