Dirty tiny little crustaceos
They latch right on next to your penis
With their dirty little pinchy claws
They start hatching eggs it's terrifying
He got the crabs
Pinchy little bastards
They are gonna be crawling all over you
You might need to fumigate your place
And buy lots of crab shampoo
He got the crabs
He got the crabs
Even after the threatment
Some eggs will remain attached to the head
Say goodbye to your favorite whore house
Or you may be infected again
You got the crabs
You got the crabs
