Game Show

I woke up like this, my face looks like a disco ball No I don't care, if you can do the splits Is this your gentle way of telling me to get it together? Well my battery's flat Shut up and rub my back What are the fun things you can do when you're single? It's days like this I wish I had a piggy bank I put a fish bowl on my head Said what needed to be said I'm on a diet, just kidding I love food shopping To the nearest bush when I see that dude Take his fish bowl off my head Squish into some four inch heels instead I'm sorry I'm not a game show I'm sorry I'm not a game show I'm sorry I'm not a game show host I'm a game show lettеr revealer I'm sorry I'm not a game show I'm sorry I'm not a game show I'm sorry I'm not a game show host I'm a game show lettеr revealer Do you have to sit in between us? Check under your chair I think you won something You're as repetitive as a singing fish And as hidden as two little blokes, in a long trench coat I keep the, I keep the knife that stabbed me I keep the, I keep the knife that stabbed I keep the, I keep the knife that I don't want a free spin, don't want a broken heart I keep the, I keep the knife that stabbed me I keep the, I keep the knife that stabbed I keep the, I keep the knife that I don't want a free spin, don't want a broken heart Someone get me a sequin gown I was a statue now I am the pigeon I made a list of all the Canadians I think I love You gotta find the little joys When you're a Subway sandwich artist Oooh No one's shy for that long I bet he doesn't shop at camera If I want you more If I want you more I'm sorry I'm not a game show I'm sorry I'm not a game show I'm sorry I'm not a game show host I'm a game show letter revealer I'm sorry I'm not a game show I'm sorry I'm not a game show I'm sorry I'm not a game show host I'm a game show letter revealer I keep the, I keep the knife that stabbed me I keep the, I keep the knife that stabbed I keep the, I keep the knife that I don't want a free spin, don't want a broken heart I keep the, I keep the knife that stabbed me I keep the, I keep the knife that I keep the, I keep the knife that I keep the, I keep the