Me, Myself & Android

Hello Yo nigga, it's your boy, fam Hey fam, where you been, nigga? I been ill man, I been tryna reach you for a while But these niggas said you switched digits 'cause you a celeb now What? I never switched digits, fam I'm not a celebrity, what the hell is wrong with you, man? I'm just kidding, been on the streets hustling Kept my ears to the streets, heard these niggas bluffing We haven't spoken in a while since 2010 You dropped six mixtapes, an Underground legend Yo, I'm underground, maybe I'm a legend Maybe not, but cats respect my work, brethren Either they like it or not, Metaphysical Induction was hot And Get Dope or Die Wack was off the chain, then Project-X Emceeing with a touch of magic, everybody steady felt the depth While niggas still tryna solve the math I dropped Free Throws, Vol. 1 and 2, all dope fam Then The Season, some niggas started beefing They see I got more projects than Puerto Ricans The jokes on them, hello bruv, you still there? I'm still here, king, supporting you all year Everybody know you dope and they respect you Some stupid little boys just wanna disrespect you (yeah?) Social media is shit, grown-ups act a fool (word) When they see you in person, they wouldn't dare to I see their tweets, man, those niggas full of shit, man Those niggas high on weed, man, these niggas need a rehab Hahaha, hol' up, you back on Twitter, man? Yeah, I got back, followed, you didn't follow back Yo, I'm sorry, bruv I don't do these things intentionally, but cats wouldn't understand, yo Nigga's working, nigga can't be all tweeting I get you bro, by the way, when your album dropping? I don't know man, I'm looking at the next summer I need a solid promo, for that, I need paper That's right, you gotta keep your game tight You need some hot videos, you gotta get your shit right So many wack rappers coming up But they got nothing on you, I hold it down for you at the pub Thanks bruv, the industry full of crooked niggas You gotta pay your way to the top to be a public figure Hip Hop is fucked up here, you need a miracle Nigerian Hip Hop Dead or Alive? What's up with the article? I tweeted, "Nigerian Hip Hop is dead" Then some niggas started getting all emotional like they cared Same niggas dissing legends on a regular Same niggas who prefer all the candy bars Same niggas that ain't supporting my shit Same niggas beefing me 'cause I ain't riding on their - I gotta admit, the article is the truth You put a lot of emotion into it just like you should I heard the OG's consigned the piece Yeah, you heard right, OG's always cosign my shit I hope these bloggers don't stop your shine Nah, they can't fam, they better shove their little blogs up their ass Yo man, I'ma call you back in a minute (okay) Word, 'cause my other line's ringing Hello, hello, hello Shit, fuck I-I gotta call this nigga back The Airtel number you dialed is switched off But you can send an instant voice message to the called party (holy shit, damn) (I'm out of this place man, peace) for 15 naira, simply dial star And the phone number to record your message