If I Hadn't Been Drunk

If I hadn't been drunk I wouldn'ta had that extra drink I wouldn'ta ask the bartender if a 20 Was enough to let me get up and sing If I hadn't been drunk I wouldn'ta dropped my keys in the snow Misplaced my purse and my phone And had to ask if you could walk me home So here's to them, the gin, the Beam The Jameson and Blue Moon 'Cause if I hadn't hung with them I mighta never kissed you If I hadn't been drunk I wouldn'ta stumbled in on a Friday and found the one Wouldn'ta said, "What's up?" Down at the downtown bar and let you go steal my heart Ain't it funny how our house, two dogs on a couch All started with a midnight buzz? No, I never woulda known what it meant to fall in love If I hadn't been drunk Well, if I hadn't been drunk I wouldn'ta woke up wearing your shirt Now I'm still rocking it six years later Damn, we lasted way past the hangover I don't know if it was written in the stars Or maybe it was Cupid getting stupid shooting darts Or some tequila god connecting the dots From me to you to us If I hadn't been drunk I wouldn'ta stumbled in on a Friday and found the one Wouldn'ta said, "What's up?" Down at the downtown bar and let you go steal my heart Ain't it funny how our house, two dogs on a couch All started with a midnight buzz? No, I never woulda know what it meant to fall in love If I hadn't been drunk (If I hadn't been drunk, if I hadn't been drunk, if I hadn't been-) So here's to them, the gin, the Beam The Buds and Bloody Marys (amen) 'Cause if I hadn't hung with them We wouldn't be getting married (hey) If I hadn't been drunk I wouldn'ta stumbled in on a Friday and found the one Wouldn'ta said, "What's up?" (What's up?) Down at the downtown bar and let you go steal my heart Ain't it funny how our house, two dogs on a couch All started with a midnight buzz? (With a midnight buzz) No, I never woulda known what it meant to fall in love If I hadn't been drunk (If I hadn't been drunk, if I hadn't been drunk, if I hadn't been-) If I hadn't been drunk (If I hadn't been drunk, if I hadn't been drunk, if I hadn't been-) If I hadn't been drunk If I hadn't been drunk If I hadn't been drunk