You say it's the best camp that we ever found
I say it took a lot of driving around
In a small space, in a motor home
There's a lot of little things that can annoy someone
You hate insects, and I hate wind
Maybe there's a camp that where we both can win
You love chocolate, and I love wine
Maybe there's a chance that we can have a good time, yeah
Cut down a tree, call it firewood
Living outdoors makes you feel so good
You like to read, and I like to smoke
Quiet for an hour, then you tell me a joke
You hate insects, and I hate wind
Maybe there's a camp that where we both can win
You love chocolate, and I love wine
Maybe there's a chance that we can have a good time, yeah
Take a trip across the nation
If you like it, then we'll call it a vacation
Take a trip across the nation
If you like it, then we'll call it a vacation
Take a trip across the nation
If you like it, then we'll call it a vacation
Take a trip across the nation
If you like it, then we'll call it a vacation, yeah
