The day we all cried
To the last summer of our lives
MGK the emo man
Gave us all a simple plan
One, two, three, go
I'm bored and you don't understand me
I don't care and everything blows
I missed the bus, and I'm late a half an hour
And you know how the story goes
I didn't do my homework last night
Looks like another F
My girlfriend says she's gonna break up with me
She says all I do is think about myself
Everybody, c'mon, let's go, jump in the van
We're driving all night, the hot tub's in sight
It's the simple plan
Dad's pissed 'cause I don't have a job yet
Tells me I'll never make it on my own
Amanda texted me, holy fuck, we're breaking up
Holy shit, now I'm all alone (all alone)
I'm whacking off 'cause I don't have a girlfriend (all alone)
I'm whacking off 'cause I'm all alone (whacking off)
Still whacking off 'cause I still don't have a girlfriend (whacking off)
Still whacking off 'cause I'm still alone
Everybody, c'mon let's go, jump in the van
We're driving all night, the hot tub's in sight
It's the simple plan
Everybody, c'mon let's go, jump in the van
We're driving all night, the hot tub's in sight
It's the simple plan
Everybody, c'mon, let's go, jump in the van (in the van)
Everybody, c'mon, let's go, jump in the van (in the van)
Everybody, c'mon, let's go (jump in the van)
Everybody, c'mon, let's go
Everybody, c'mon, let's go, jump in the van, in the van
The day we all cried
To the last summer of our lives
MGK the emo man
Gave us all a simple plan
