We Had Everything...

We had everything (Yeah, yeah yeah) Then one day you just got up and left Said he's cool and got nicer teeth I bet he's like a masterpiece And I bet he's got a bigger cock Twice my height and built like a rock I need to ditch all these intrusive thoughts One more deep and I'm all out of love But I'm not sad about it It's clear that you're a scoundrel But you were out of my league, it's clear to see We were never meant to be You asked me if I'd write a tune To tell you how much I love you But then you went off with some dude I did a Taylor, wrote a song about it I hope he gives you all you want 'Cause I feel f*cking miserable You asked me if I'd write a tune So I wrote one to say f*ck you I wish I knew what was comin' next I'm one wank away from havin' no sex Think I put my heart to the test Then I'll find a yummy mummy who can break my heart next But at least she'll buy me things She's got fine nurture capability I'm due a new tv so I think maybe she'll be the one for me And I'll be proper proud about it (Woah, oh) My friends will be so jealous of the yummy mummy special But I won't be too loud about it, shit I'll keep it super private You asked me if I'd write a tune To tell you how much I love you But then you went off with some dude I did a Taylor, wrote a song about it I hope he gives you all you want 'Cause I feel f*cking miserable You asked me if I'd write a tune So I wrote one to say f*ck you