Every Guy Ever

This is a song about every guy ever You say you don't want him, he wants you forever Oh my God, it's tragic This shit always happens La-da-da-da He'll call you up and say that he's out with his friends So you don't wait at his place and he'll meet you in bed It's getting late, you're awake so you call him again He calls you crazy (crazy) He'll be mad the second that he don't know where you are But he'll make out with a girl in the back of the bar But he says you're a mess when you're sleeping around Manipulating Bu-bu-bu-bullshit, play with our emotions It always ends the same, they're so predictable This is a song about every guy ever You say you don't want him, he wants you forever Oh my God, it's tragic This shit always happens This is a song about every guy ever You say that you love him and he's like, "Whatever" Oh my God, I hate it They're so overrated He'll call you up and he'll say that he's sad that it's over Let me guess, he's a wreck and he's begging for closure But he'll just take advantage of you having a heart Honey, he'll keep doing damage as you're falling apart In the back of a car where you kissed on your first date Make you forget that you cried on your birthday (your birthday) Yeah, boys will be boys in the worst way Yeah, the worst way (the worst way) Bu-bu-bu-bullshit, play with our emotions It always ends the same, they're so predictable This is a song about every guy ever You say you don't want him, he wants you forever Oh my God, it's tragic This shit always happens This is a song about every guy ever You say that you love him and he's like, "Whatever" Oh my God, I hate it They're so overrated La-da-da-da In the back of a car where you kissed on your first date 'Cause boys will be boys in the worst way Yeah, boys will be boys in the worst way In the worst way, oh Make you forget that you cried on your birthday 'Cause boys will be boys in the worst way Yeah, boys will be boys in the worst way In the worst way