Sooo how was Mr Farts tour of the UK?
Well he...
Farted on lepricorn
Farted on a Scotsman
Farted on a sheep
And the queen
Farted on my breakfast
Farted on a haggis
Farted on my fish
And chips
Farted on James Bond
Farted on Mr Bean
Farted in a cup
Of tea
Farted in a bagpipe
Farted on a harp
Farted in a flute
With a toot
Farted on the English
Farted on the Scottish
Also on the Irish
And the welsh
Farted on a unicorn
Farted on puffin
Farted in an iron
Bru
Farted in a Guinness
Farted in a whiskey
Farted in a pot of
Gold
Farted on Big Ben
Farted on number 10
Farted from the top
Of the shard
- Okay! Sounds like he had a good time! Did he make any friends?
- Well he...
Farted on pewdipie
Farted on KSI
Farted on your mum
And your dad
Farted on Ali-a
Farted on Jessie-J
Farted on your grandpa
And your gran
Farted on an otter
And Harry Potter
Farted on your uncle
And your aunt
Farted on the stig
Farted on Peppa Pig
Farted on Simon
Cowell
- What a trip!
- Yer, just wait till he tours America!
