Hold the Line

Lisa, I'm waiting I'm waiting with bated breath Sitting here waiting for your call Won't you call? You promised to provide me energy Potentially reduce my bills And save me lots of money Do you think it's funny? You took away my leisure when you put me on hold "We appreciate your patience": that's all I was told Lisa, I'm still waiting I'm contemplating to switch to a rival for my electricity But you've enchanted me! How could you sell me a prize of possibilities And then just pull the plug Due to unforeseen issues with technology? Specific reasons unknown You took away my leisure when you put me on hold "We appreciate your patience": that's all I was told What am I supposed to do? Sitting here alone without a clue I feel so blue Without you my bulb might as well be blown! Lisa, shine a light, and just pick up the phone Yes, you took away my leisure when you put me on hold "We appreciate your patience": that's all I was told But we could live in harmony Together, in carbon neutrality So please won't you, Lisa, shine a light And just pick up the phone?