My Best Friend's Ex

(Again, take in two, three) Can you picture him? Five-foot eight in gold chains Douchebag, sad it's no taste Getting nauseous just thinking of his face Can you picture him? I see my phone start to buzz The seventh time in this month She's in tears and he's drunk then finally done Everybody knows he's an asshole, so I would have no regrets And everybody knows I'm an angel, I'd never hurt a fly except If I saw my best friend's ex, he'd probably end up dead I would kill my best friend's ex, 'cause best friends don't forget Guess I get a little obsessed But, baby, if you're getting upset I bet you just haven't met My, my, my, my best friend's ex Can you picture it? A man that thinks he's a god Treats his girl like a dog Only says that he's sorry when he's caught Crying 'cause he can't control the way she dresses, who she knows Can you picture it? (Can you picture it?) Mmm, so delusional Everybody knows he's an asshole, so I would have no regrets And everybody knows I'm an angel, I'd never hurt a fly except If I saw my best friend's ex, he'd probably end up dead I would kill my best friend's ex, 'cause best friends don't forget Guess I get a little obsessed But, baby, if you're getting upset I bet you just haven't met My, my, my, my best friend's ex Hope he gets run over by that BMW To stop him right before he tries that shit with someone new And if you hear that and start to get a bit upset You just haven't met my, my, my, my best friend's ex Everybody knows he's an asshole, so I would have no regrets And everybody knows I'm an angel, I'd never hurt a fly except If I saw my best friend's ex, he'd probably end up dead I would kill my best friend's ex, 'cause best friends don't forget Guess I get a little obsessed But, baby, if you're getting upset I bet you just haven't met My, my, my, my best friend's ex Hope he gets run over by that BMW To stop him right before he tries that shit with someone new And if you hear that and start to get a bit upset You just haven't met my, my, my, my best friend's ex