Who Are Y8u?

Delicious as a pasta fazool No one can tell me better As sexy as a new tattoo Predictable as the weather Mysterious as a Fu Man Chu And others have tried it's true No way you're ever gonna hide or misconstrue Now tell me honey who are you I see we have a lot to review I'm putting it all together I'll smell you saying something untrue So tell me honey who are you You can hum it on a big kazoo That part I'm leaving up to you This little talk is way overdue Now tell me honey who are you Ah, come on and tell me, who are you Who who who who, who who who are Who who who who, who who who are Ooh ooh You wanna draw a picture that's okay Ooh ooh Or you can sing the songs another way Ooh ooh Ooh ooh Karate or some cool Kung fu Whatever is your jam Come on remind me honey tell me who are Blow it on a slide trombone Louder's always better Ya gotta let it go now honey who are You know you'll never keep it secret from me Come on and tell me honey who are you You can tell me, you can tell me, you really can tell me A taco or a little fondue Will make it go much better Some people get a new hairdo Some people write a letter Come on now baby dry your eyes Oh stop it grab a tissue Before the cock crows doodley-doo You'll tell me honey who are you Come on now you just give it away Like some bad Christmas sweater No matter what the holiday Come on and tell me honey who are you No matter what you're feeling today Tomorrow you'll be better Before you hit that pillow tonight You'll tell me honey who are you Ah come on and tell me, who are you Ooh ooh Ooh ooh You think that you know, well at the present at least Exactly who you are now since all the shrinking has ceased Please explain if you can, if you think that you might I want the little details cuz they might throw some light On the what, when and how and maybe, baby the when Of how this whole thing got started, who you think is your friend And who you think is a jerk, is this all deja vu So enough about me, tell me more about you Delicious as a pizza pie Or mushroom bar-b-q They do it out in Timbuktu Come on and tell me honey who are you Mysterious as someone who has A different point of view Mysterious as a Fu Man Chu You knew that there would come a time To face your Waterloo Hey get a clue You know you're gonna feel much better Come on and tell me honey who are you