X's

Walked 20 minutes to the bar in 30 degrees Just to get a, "Hell no", to my fake ID He said, "Do you really think that I'd ever believe A little thing like you was born in '73" Man, give me a break, ya know my hearts been broke He said, "I'll let you walk in if there's no Jack in your Coke" I said, "Fair enough, I'll tell 'em you didn't know" But then he pulled a Sharpie out of his coat Now I got X's on my hands While my ex is on my mind I'll do anything I can Just to get a drink or five Gimme just one night, just one Kissing the wrong guy sounds fun Might be a tad melodramatic But these exes Are ruining my life tonight Whoa, whoa-oh They're ruining my life tonight Whoa, whoa-oh Now it's 12:45, I ain't feeling the vibe There were ten whole minutes where I talked to a guy He was looking for a light, not to mention a wife Yeah, I was never his type 'Cause I got X's on my hands While my ex is on my mind I'll do anything I can Just to get a drink or five Gimme just one night, just one Kissing the wrong guy sounds fun Might be a tad melodramatic But these exes Are ruining my life tonight Whoa, whoa-oh Does anyone know Whoa, whoa-oh How to wash off permanent marker Whoa, whoa-oh Does anyone know Whoa, whoa-oh 'Cause I got X's on my hands (on my hands) While my ex is on my mind (on my mind) I'll do anything I can (anything I can) Just to get a drink or five Gimme just one night, just one Kissing the wrong guy sounds fun Might be a tad melodramatic But these exes Are ruining my life tonight Whoa, whoa-oh Are ruining my life tonight Whoa, whoa-oh How to wash off permanent marker Whoa, whoa-oh Might be a tad melodramatic But these exes Are ruining my life tonight