Made myself a list
Of all the ways to not be kissed
Now I crush it in my fist
Because she thought of another one
She's got me wonderin' why
Anyone would feel compelled to die
Maybe to leave this world
For a better one
Baby I miss you
Tell me what did I do
Gimme just another moment or two alone
I'll be comin' home
I guess I always thought
This life was the only one I got
And even if it's not
It's probably just as good as any
She's got me thinkin' twice
The next one's probably awful nice
If that's where she's at
I betcha that it's mighty pretty
Baby I miss you
Tell me what did I do
Gimme just another moment or two alone
I'll be comin' home
I draw myself a bath
Daylight is fadin' fast
She knows
I generally prefer a shower
If you find our note
You can read the words we wrote
Don't shed tears
And don't send any flowers
Baby I miss you
Tell me what did I do
Gimme just another moment or two alone
I'll be comin' home
I made myself a list
Of all the ways to not be kissed
Now I crush it in my fist
