Felicia, No Capicia

I took Felicia to Las Vegas, here's my story She spent the weekend eating chicken cacciatore But when I said, I'd like to kiss ya Felicia, no capisce The way she gambled at the tables wasn't funny You should have seen the way she found to lose my money But when I said, I'd like to kiss ya Felicia, no capisce She understood She heard me good When I said, Have some real imported cheese But when I said Give me a squeeze You'd think that I was talking Japanese She never heard about the birds and bees While she was half Abruzzese, half Calabrese You gotta see the things I bought her I took her out and spent my money just like water But when I said, I'd like to kiss ya Felicia, no capisce (no she didn't understand no she didn't understand) Inst She heard me fine When I said, Dine Then she drank half a case of wine But when I said Come on let's spoon You'd think that I was asking for the moon Man that chick was as crazy as a loon She was half Siciliana and what a baboon I tried to make her feel relaxed It costed me 97 dollars for the taxi But when I said, I'd like to kiss ya Felicia, no capisce She said, Luigi Let's get married And Luigi, no capisce