You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus, You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel! Just face the music... You're a monster, Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders, You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole! "The man gives new meaning to 'social distancing'..." You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch... Given a choice between you I'd take the... seasick crocodile! "Oh but wait a minute folks, you ain't heard nothin' yet!" You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch You're a nasty-wasty skunk! Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch The three words that best describe you Are as follows, and I quote "Stink, stank, stunk!"