Daddy! Hey daddleton!
(Yes son?)
I've got a question for you, please, just one!
(Go on, ask me anything)
Okay then daddy, what's a Hootenanny
(A Hootenanny?)
Yes, because I've never been to one before!
Oh son! My sonnleton
You won't believe your eyes
I really wanna tell you
But I'll keep it a surprise
So cold! (Breathe in a bag!)
So cold! (Breathe in a bag!)
We're off to the Hootenanny
And that makes us slightly less sad! (Cold)
Our fave Hootenanny's traditions are
Hat making
Snow golf
And carols with kittentaurs!
And this could be the least stressful one
That we've ever had!
Holes
What's a Hootenanny
Without a moletaur puddin' pie? (It's delicious and moist)
Ooh, and the gophertaurs make a pretty good queso
(A side dish that's equally moist)
Moletaurs have great taste in food
Probably to make up for their lack of eyes
But if they cook a Hootenanny dinner
Don't expect them to clean or put anything away though
(I mean, that's only fair, right? Moist)
We've got mixed feelings 'bout Hootenannies
It's the time of year when they hang shiny stuff on trees
I get you're being festive, not trying to do harm
But you basically hang garbage on our arms
It's just obnoxious (Caw, ca-caw caw caw!)
Hey all! (Like! Like!)
There's a Hootenanny happenin'
It's gonna be a star-studded night!
We've called (winky face!)
All the birdtaurs here in Centaurworld
Reminding them to repost and like!
And at the heart of each Hootenanny
Is a message of goodwill and love
We should share
On every social media platform we have!
(B-T-Dubs, guys, where's Bayden?)
Hootenanny! Hootenanny!
(What a privilege!)
(Meowy, meowy)
Hootenanny! Hootenanny!
From the seas up to the land, we cannot wait to
All celebrate true unity
In good old centaur Hootenanny style
Because you know it's really been a while
Okay, dad-- hey, daddleton?
I-I've been hearing snippets of what these a... a Hootenanny is
And I think I'm... even more confused
Than I was when I first asked the question
They all seem to be singing about
Completely unrelated tangents and details
Frankly, I've lost interest in the topic entirely
Mmmmmm... Okay! I can't hold it in any more!
I'm gonna tell you what a Hootenanny is, okay Stabby?
(Really, dad, uh)
A Hootenanny's when all centaurs shave their body hair
And some of them start rollerskating while they bob for pears
And then the whole time
There's like, this creepy old guy watching from the corner
He's eating cheese sauce by itself while playing a recorder
Okay, well, are there presents at least?
Of course, son, we're not savages
And that's a Hootenanny
Oh. Thanks, dad
