[chorus]
Text if you're feeling sexy
Beep if you wanna sleep
Me I'm a little hungry
Trying to count my sheep
Text if you wanna sex me
Beep if you'd rather sleep
Buzz if you wanna get drinks
Call if you wanna sleep
I've been trying to sleep
But to no avail
I look out the window
I see a killer whale
I've been trying to eat
But I could not decide
If I want some bacon
With scrambled eggs on the side
[repeat chorus]
I've been trying to walk
But I sprained my knee
I hurt it down at the park
On a skating spree
I've been trying to talk
But you would never listen
If you change your mind
You'll find me in the kitchen
cookin'
[repeat chorus]
