90s Crush

Ahhh, what is on tv today? Woke up Thought to myself that today is the type of day make ya really feel good Got the birds out singin', phone not ringin', stay at home from work day I flip on the tv on Thursday at noon, freer than children's balloons at the zoo Like when a lion goes boo, and then they let go of balloons Nobody knows where it blows, that's how it goes Flippin' through channels just lookin' for shows Aw there she goes, my crush from the 90s I swear you da finest Oh hey that reminds me Just how many crushes I had Kelly Kapowski was bad, Sarah Mackenzie from JAG, Cher Horowitz could get it I hate to admit it, but that's just the tip of the berg I got a couple more that I prefer I think a day dream is 'bout to occur Wendy Peffercorn Topanga Lorn' The wife of Roger Dorn Yall got me torn, just because when I was born, that doesn't mean we can't Wendy Peffercorn Topanga Lorn' The wife of Roger Dorn Yall got me torn, just because when I was born, that doesn't mean we can't I remember as a kid watchin' tv thinkin' bout' Wait til' I'm older cuz Rachel gon' know what I'm bout Monica Gellar don't think that I'm leaving you out How did you marriage with Chandler turn out If it did not could you give me a shout I would break everything in the house Just to watch Heidi fix it, that Tool Time vixen Like J. Lo in Out of Sight, when George Clooney tries the rob the guy And Don Cheadle's like nah nah that's mine Them Diamonds Ya body smoke like a campsite and that booty outta space like a satellite And ya hot like the hottest of the fahrenheit Cuz ya my Wendy Peffercorn Topanga Lorn' The wife of Roger Dorn Yall got me torn, just because when I was born, that doesn't mean we can't Wendy Peffercorn Topanga Lorn' The wife of Roger Dorn Yall got me torn, just because when I was born, that doesn't mean we can't Yeah, so many women where do I start Think imma list 'em all off Like Mary Camden, Mary Swanson, Elaine Benes and Rose Dawson Kelly Bundy, Meadow Soprano, CJ Parker, Jesse Spano Julie James, Kimmy Gibbler, Buffy The Vampire Slayer It just ain't fair, the way that you wearin' your hair Hold up, Veronica Vaughn Wendy Peffercorn Topanga Lorn' The wife of Roger Dorn Yall got me torn, just because when I was born, that doesn't mean we can't Wendy Peffercorn Topanga Lorn' The wife of Roger Dorn Yall got me torn, just because when I was born, that doesn't mean we can't Yall got me fucked up Got me reminiscin' all my feelings Age ain't nothin' but a number girl Age ain't nothin' but a number girl GI Jane That girl from Two Guys and a Pizza Place You can get it too, I didn't forget about you