Credits
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Cory Ritter
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Mike Ritter
Mastering Engineer
Lyrics
Ahhh, what is on tv today?
Woke up
Thought to myself that today is the type of day make ya really feel good
Got the birds out singin', phone not ringin', stay at home from work day
I flip on the tv on Thursday at noon, freer than children's balloons at the zoo
Like when a lion goes boo, and then they let go of balloons
Nobody knows where it blows, that's how it goes
Flippin' through channels just lookin' for shows
Aw there she goes, my crush from the 90s
I swear you da finest
Oh hey that reminds me
Just how many crushes I had
Kelly Kapowski was bad, Sarah Mackenzie from JAG, Cher Horowitz could get it
I hate to admit it, but that's just the tip of the berg
I got a couple more that I prefer
I think a day dream is 'bout to occur
Wendy Peffercorn
Topanga Lorn'
The wife of Roger Dorn
Yall got me torn, just because when I was born, that doesn't mean we can't
Wendy Peffercorn
Topanga Lorn'
The wife of Roger Dorn
Yall got me torn, just because when I was born, that doesn't mean we can't
I remember as a kid watchin' tv thinkin' bout'
Wait til' I'm older cuz Rachel gon' know what I'm bout
Monica Gellar don't think that I'm leaving you out
How did you marriage with Chandler turn out
If it did not could you give me a shout
I would break everything in the house
Just to watch Heidi fix it, that Tool Time vixen
Like J. Lo in Out of Sight, when George Clooney tries the rob the guy
And Don Cheadle's like nah nah that's mine
Them Diamonds
Ya body smoke like a campsite and that booty outta space like a satellite
And ya hot like the hottest of the fahrenheit
Cuz ya my
Wendy Peffercorn
Topanga Lorn'
The wife of Roger Dorn
Yall got me torn, just because when I was born, that doesn't mean we can't
Wendy Peffercorn
Topanga Lorn'
The wife of Roger Dorn
Yall got me torn, just because when I was born, that doesn't mean we can't
Yeah, so many women where do I start
Think imma list 'em all off
Like
Mary Camden, Mary Swanson, Elaine Benes and Rose Dawson
Kelly Bundy, Meadow Soprano, CJ Parker, Jesse Spano
Julie James, Kimmy Gibbler, Buffy The Vampire Slayer
It just ain't fair, the way that you wearin' your hair
Hold up, Veronica Vaughn
Wendy Peffercorn
Topanga Lorn'
The wife of Roger Dorn
Yall got me torn, just because when I was born, that doesn't mean we can't
Wendy Peffercorn
Topanga Lorn'
The wife of Roger Dorn
Yall got me torn, just because when I was born, that doesn't mean we can't
Yall got me fucked up
Got me reminiscin' all my feelings
Age ain't nothin' but a number girl
Age ain't nothin' but a number girl
GI Jane
That girl from Two Guys and a Pizza Place
You can get it too, I didn't forget about you
Writer(s): Cory Ritter
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