Topeka, Kansas Corn Heist (feat. Cola & Ahasuerus) [Radio Edit]

So many years away from my old crime trails I busted out of the Yellowknife jail So I went fishing, dreaming of younger days That's when the Finncraft came ripping my way We're known all around our crimes are cereal Vanish in the air we're all mysterious Gonna grab a kernel make a crop circle Gonna get us some Kansas corn I have the greatest plan for what our crew should steal It's time to burgle an entire corn field Hop in the van, we're headin' to the USA We're taking home our own all-you-can-eat buffet! Pick all the corn, pick all the corn I want the corn Cockadoodle, it's time to move, staked out the joint for a day or two Our sacks are ready gotta couple machetes, and there's plenty gas in the tank Know the whole place like the back of our hand, we know where to go if things get bad We gonna jack something precious and gold some good ol' Kansas Corn Just want that corn, just want that corn I want the corn Calling shotgun coz they've got shotguns They're shooting at us so we gotta run The hounds are coming and they're pretty mad Coz we gotta couple corbs in the can And now the heist is done without a fail Alright but why is the army on our trail? Where is the rocket launcher in this ol' van? Should'a never let you talk me into this oh man! Topeka Kansas Corn Heist! Topeka Kansas Corn Heist! Topeka Kansas Corn Heist! Topeka Kansas Corn Heist!