Kitten Is Angry

My kitten, my kitty cat When she's content she purrs She thinks the house is hers But you won't like her when she's angry No, you won't like her when she's angry Angry, angry She's cuddly She's lovely when she's in a happy mood She loves her kitten food But she's got such an attitude Completely rotten attitude Rotten attitude Kitten is angry, kitten is offended Fur standing out and little claws extended Darting around and meowing quite a bit And throwing such a hissy fit I don't know what to make of it Don't touch her, don't look at her My kitten knows tae kwon do She can take you out, I know I've seen it before and it's not pretty She's really one ferocious kitty cat now Oh no She's deadly, she'll hurt you She'll show you endless pain Her little whiskers are stained With the blood of those that she has slain Believe me, she will go insane She will go insane Kitten is angry, kitten is offended Fur standing out and little claws extended Darting around and meowing quite a bit And throwing such a hissy fit I don't know what to make of it Kitten is angry, full of discontentment Wildly attacking random pieces of lint Darting around in a psychotic blitz And throwing all these hissy fits But I still love my kitty cat to bits!